"I've got a lot to say, really."
Ok, someone talk to the nutritionist. Since when do orders for "Liquid Only" mean oatmeal that could be used as mortar, chunks of Jello that even Bill Cosby would go "ewwwwwwww", or thick yogurt that wouldn't go down a drain. Christ people, her jaw is wired shut! I'll bet a dollar they feed diabetics blocks of sugar.
"I forget, is the left one my fork or is the right one the knife?" Either way, Aim doesn't need a plate. Food in a tube is the wave of the future. You lead the way, Aim!
Ahhhhhh, Breeze. Refreshing sounding beverage, isn't it? Why not just name it for what it is, "Crap in a Box".
Now she's just showing off. First patient they've had who used utensils while still in the hospital.
Day 2 told the entire story. Aim's riding a wave. From feeling ok to feeling great to feeling like a Mack truck ran over her. The downsides outnumbered the good.
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